rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

mrtrajkovic:

you need to

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drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.

justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.

naomihitme:

Malaika Firth, Alewya Demmisse, Naomi, and Riley Montana photographed by Bruce Weber, Vogue UK September 2014

naomihitme:

Malaika Firth, Alewya Demmisse, Naomi, and Riley Montana photographed by Bruce Weber, Vogue UK September 2014

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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guy:

when ur trying to get to know someone but someone keeps interrupting ur convo

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zabuza:

when kids stare at you for a long time

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yupitsrex:

tylerchokely:

dont push bitch

can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something

yupitsrex:

tylerchokely:

dont push bitch

can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something

Flawless.
Flawless.
thloth:

nicki minaj poses with the only relevant female rappers

thloth:

nicki minaj poses with the only relevant female rappers

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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esme. sixteen. eres muy guapo. te amo.

“Nobody wants to hear that you will try your best. It is the wrong thing to say. It is like saying 'I probably won't hit you with a shovel.' Suddenly everyone is afraid you will do the opposite.”