“please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay.”
- sacred chant of the homosexual  (via offwithurhead)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

dulect:

if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

every porn ever

  • guy: *touches girl on the arm*
  • girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
“what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?”
- me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)
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Sex On Fire (Cover)
Beyoncé · Live at Glastonbury
28541 Plays

thotterbox:

alesusknowles:

Beyoncé Jams ➝ Sex On Fire | Live at Glastonbury 2011

"She made me masturbate to my own song."

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

boburnahms:

WHY DO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THIS IS SO CUTE WHY HAVENT WE SEEN THIS

boburnahms:

WHY DO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THIS IS SO CUTE WHY HAVENT WE SEEN THIS

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

okaymad:

when your mutuals don’t reblog your selfie

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Esmerelda. 15. Eres muy guapo. Te amo.

Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and don’t have any kids yourself.