i was funny once but it was an accident
someone give me a job
i was thinking something in retail
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
Malaika Firth, Alewya Demmisse, Naomi, and Riley Montana photographed by Bruce Weber, Vogue UK September 2014
when ur trying to get to know someone but someone keeps interrupting ur convo
dont push bitch
can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something